jo on the j-o-b

1. has to be sung "j-o on the j-o-b"
means to fuck around at work
2. waste time on payroll

I like to j-o on the j-o-b, j-o on the j-o-b!

by Bud E Love May 8, 2003

H J O N K

A sound a duck from Untitled goose game

You : Can i have a broom
Me : H J O N K

by Hyjonk April 20, 2020

j o o claw

the best pker on Runescape, he fucking owns all.

guy one: hey dude, i just watched j o o claw's pk vids! their fucking epic! guy two:i know man, i was in world 65 chillin west of edge, watchin him wreck the shit out of everyone!

by cj123456 September 3, 2009

j o s e

spaced jose, pronounced jo-se

this is j o s e

by UnknownEC2 March 23, 2020

J/O

A term used to describe 'jerking-off' or 'jacking-off' - otherwise known as masturbation, or self-pleasure activities leading to orgasm and ejaculation of semen.

Used by Polecat324 when approaching minors asking for pictures of their 'sexy bodie'.

"send some photos right now plz I'm trying to j/o"

by Polecat699 September 18, 2022

J O E

The official declaration of war i 69 states and in 420 countries, asking who J O E is ca cause immediate symptoms like death.

Dude 1:Did you know J O E died of ligma?
Dude 2:Actually he teamed up with Deez and Yuri and travelled on a dragon to saw-con, in gargleon

by TheofficialJ O E May 9, 2022

death o j

A limo car used by hood residents back in the early days of hip hop in New York City

Me and my boys when cruising in a death o j after the show.

by Wamwam61 August 9, 2021