Nutbroken

Similar to a heartbreak a nut break is where your cumslut (of any gender) leaves you go fuck some guy with nuts the size of bowling balls. Cuz you're so cool your heart isn't broken but every time you nut, you cry for the next week.

"Dang his girl left him for a stud,"
"Shit he must be nutbroken"

by Karen I just want to see my ki August 14, 2019

Norwegian Nutstomp

When one person hang glides, and at the last second, drops from the hang glider and kicks the other person in the nuts.

Jon Norwegian nutstomped Jaden so hard that, sadly, he had to get his testacles amputated.

by Jethro_Bob May 23, 2013

nutsog

That damp, musty aftermath in your pants like a moist teabag.

"Let me change, i've got nutsog."

by Mr Data December 14, 2004

nutsock

Noun - (nuh-t-sahk) - When clothed the nutsock is the area between the testicles and the leg which, when combined with the waistband of the pants, can hide a bottle of alcohol.

Ben - "How will we get this kick ass handle of Stoli into the circus?"
Chris - "Stuff that bitch in your nutsock, man!"
Ben - "You're the best friend in the world!"

by Mr. Magic Molly Moll June 24, 2009

nutrod

Knucklehead, doofus, etc. Can be used to describe someone you really think is a nutrod, or affectionately with friends. I first heard it from Chicago radio personality Kevin Matthews.

"It was a good game, but I was sitting next to some nutrod who kept spilling beer on me."

by nutrod June 19, 2006

jimmy nuttron

When you bust a nut so hard your IQ goes up

I busted a jimmy nuttron before our math test

by Jimmy Nuttron November 14, 2019

nutshot

the art of shooting ones enemies in the testicles. and/or the only vunerability is being shot in the testicles.

"Hey, i emptied a clip into you and u didnt die fkn cheater!" -reply "u have to shoot me in the nuts, its the only place im vunerable"

by saintjon August 28, 2004