Nursing home mudslide

A cocktail served in the nursing home spirit. I measure of vodka and one can of boost.

Blond RN: Hon, you didn't drink your boost as yet?

Nursing home resident: How about spicing it up with some vodka, Barbie girl?

Blond RN: You mean a Nursing Home Mudslide? Sure, would you like that frozen or on the rocks?

by Rosi Faulds October 23, 2009

Nursing home hot

The unGodly hot temperature they keep set at nursing homes.

If you’re going to Sherri’s parents house, wear your bikini. They keep it nursing home hot.

by Inquisitive one two three February 21, 2019

it's nursing home hot in here!

when it is unreasonably warm indoors. originally coined for use to describe the temperature in a hotel room.

"they must've had the heat on high all day. it's nursing home hot in here!"

by jtheis74 December 2, 2009

Millennial Nursing Home

A large, cookie cutter, cheaply made apartment building with all amenities included (gym, playroom, dog grooming center, etc). Millennial Nursing Homes cost $3,600 a month for a one bedroom unit, and that will go up by another $600 in a year. They are soulless structures with endless hallways, chosen for convenience and nothing else.

"I just got a new job in the city. I'm going to look for an apartment at the Millennial Nursing Home near the bus stop."

by chc69 November 15, 2022

shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao

Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.

by NotASchoolShooter September 27, 2021