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nuises

1. Bruises on your nipples.
2. Bruises you get from someone elses nipples that are hard.
1. Man, look at these nuises! I have no clue how i got them.

2. She bumped into me so hard she gave me nuises. It MUST have been cold!
by bandfore March 14, 2009
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public nuisance

A stupid fag that pisses off everybody around them, they are either completely aware or completely oblivious to it.
That man fucking a bourse in the mall is a public nuisance
by Ugtgu September 15, 2021
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nuisanced

The result of a friend or companion being such a nuisance or disturbance in their friend's house that they force the friend to physically remove them. This is performed most popularly through dragging, yet pushing is another popular method.
Clair was being such a tool when she came over today. She was leaving dirty dishes all over my house, and mistreating my cat. My annoyance reached an unacceptable level when she changed my homepage to an inappropriate website, that I had to get rid of her. I nuisanced Clair when she told me she that she would not leave.
by Mr Eccentric May 11, 2011
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Nuise

A noose made out of juice boxes that have been emptied, flattened and rolled taut. Krazy Glue (TM) is generally used to hold the boxes together -- trial and error practices over time have indicated that this is the only material strong enough to hold the nuise together even against the pressure of sometimes exorbitant body weights. In certain cultures orange juice (from concentrate) boxes are used, but, and this is subject to the varying degrees of deference a culture has for their particular nuise practices, many use apple juice boxes (Mott's is a particular favorite).
"Dude, did you see that nuise? It was tight, yo."

"Only someone ridiculously stupid would misspell noose as nuise."
by sparkle4evaneva February 26, 2010
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Nuisance

1. Someone who is handsome and who people enjoy working with.
2. Someone intelligent.
Look at him, he is a nuisance.
by theoneandonly28 August 8, 2016
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Hypersexual Nuisance

“ im cum zoned for crimes against the system (smoking cigarettes wvhile wve wvere trying to quit & being a hypersexual nuisance)” - ronnie 2022
by insta: @karkatwithamullet September 20, 2022
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Nuisified

1. The result of an obnoxious or annoying person, thing, condition or practice.
I am very "NUISIFIED" by the moron who just hit my car!!
by SSAYAR January 31, 2010
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