nuises

1. Bruises on your nipples.
2. Bruises you get from someone elses nipples that are hard.

1. Man, look at these nuises! I have no clue how i got them.

2. She bumped into me so hard she gave me nuises. It MUST have been cold!

by bandfore November 03, 2008

Nuise

A noose made out of juice boxes that have been emptied, flattened and rolled taut. Krazy Glue (TM) is generally used to hold the boxes together -- trial and error practices over time have indicated that this is the only material strong enough to hold the nuise together even against the pressure of sometimes exorbitant body weights. In certain cultures orange juice (from concentrate) boxes are used, but, and this is subject to the varying degrees of deference a culture has for their particular nuise practices, many use apple juice boxes (Mott's is a particular favorite).

"Dude, did you see that nuise? It was tight, yo."

"Only someone ridiculously stupid would misspell noose as nuise."

by sparkle4evaneva February 26, 2010

Nui

A word used to describe the absolute cutest thing in the world. It captures the feeling of overwhelming affection for something so adorable it makes your heart melt. It can apply to anything that radiates pure cuteness.

"this kitty is so nui"
"look at her little face… she's so nui!!!"

by nuilover February 08, 2025

Nui

Bad Bitch

Nui, the place to be and if a person, the one to know. “she’s a bad bitch, love her”

by PJ Leigh November 23, 2021

Nuise

To refer to someone as a dumbass in a polite or rude manor.

Person 1: shut the fuck up you nuise
Person 2: ok :(

by The Pofessor November 12, 2022

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

Nuying

A malay slang that originated in Brunei and is adopted from the English word 'Annoying'.

- Can you please stop doing that. Nuying!
- He just won't stop texting me, Nuying.

by Djasirin May 13, 2021