national attack someone named carley day!!
today is a day to attack a person named carley. attack her with rocks and sticks and kick her until she’s dead.
me: *attacks carley*
carley: why are you attacking me?
me: because it’s november 18th duh
carley: oh crap
Whoever was born on this day is officially better than whoever was not. Better in anything and everything, don't try to argue, you know that dude who was born on November 18th is better than you.
Person 1: I was born on November 18th.
Person 2: I am at your mercy, holy God.