novelwa

a crap excuse of a novella (usually filled with fan fiction), that finds its sources in anime or Japanese/Korean culture

I ordered a vol. of Bleach, but all i got was a fucking Novelwa

by yuk-yuk January 1, 2009

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Noelia

1) Feminine variation of Noel; 2) Woman with a large, succulent rack who looks fucking hot for her age; 3) One who inspires a desire to shoot cum down her throat and up in her ass; 4) a secretary

"Dude, I'd totally be down to buttfuck a cougar if she were a Noelia!"
"If she were a Noelia, I'd join in for the double-penetration!"
"Double-penetration? Man, if she were a Noelia, make that TRIPLE-penetration, cuz she could suck my cock!"

by Judge Head May 19, 2010

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novella

Novella is a term used to describe some super jucey gossip and roumours that usually concerns relationships of people you know. It can be about someone smooching, cheating, or unashamably flirting. Derieved from the spanish shows tela novellas. Novella usually occurs under the influence of alcohol and is extremely difficult to keep to yourself.

Me: OMG sticks I have some jucey Novella!!!
Sticks: What is it?
Me: No i cant tell.
Sticks: You have to, I'll hurt you.
Me: Oh no please dont, ok I'll tell you.

by Lyn Blake March 1, 2007

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Cruella Novella

Harsh correspondence between ex lovers that takes place in the immediate aftermath of a break up.

After she withdrew and chose not to discuss their problems anymore, he wrote her a 'Cruella Novella' exposing her every failure and berating every intimacy and vulnerability ever shared or experienced with him.

by rambler September 5, 2005

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