north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013

the north pole

where santa claus is from.

santa claus is from the north pole

by ttommass February 24, 2007

The North Pole

This fun and cool little act is quite the tasty move if your girl really likes you. It starts by having your girl give you a blow job with ice in her mouth, the half moon shape tends to work the best. Once you get nice and hard you start to hump her chest, you know titty fuck!! While you are humping away have your girl insert some ice into your chocolate starfish. The finishing touch is putting your snow on her face!

I was really feeling the summer heat one night and had Tammy give me the North Pole, wheeeew that sure did cool me off!!!!

by Fire John Fox October 30, 2009

Declare War on the North Pole Day

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.

Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*

by Yopmail User February 23, 2023

A North Pole

The act of rolling your erection in cocaine and shoving it up someone ass (consensually)

"I'm gonna give my sister, Chris, a north pole for Christmas"

by Peepeedickfart69420 August 27, 2022

The North Pole

A strip club that is only open during Christmas

"Hey man Im goin to The North Pole to meet Mrs. Claws"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

The North Pole

AKA "The Pole" The far north side of Chicago, The part of the north side that is less safe and has more crime and poverty and often referred to in Chicago drill rap lyrics.

North Pole neighborhoods: Rogers Park, West Rogers Park, West Ridge, Edgewater, Uptown, and Lincoln Square.

"I’m from the North Pole where it’s cold."

by $horty Guapo August 21, 2020