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North American Pavement Ape 

It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.

North American Pavement Ape 

A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.
Dude, did you see those niggers back there?

Be specific! Those are North American Pavement Apes!

north American cock gobbler

A girl in a bar wearing pink jumpsuit with something written on the ass with ugg boots. Her mating call is can I have more shots or yes I will join the wet t shirt contest. Also sporting a tramp stamp and a thong.
Look at that north American cock gobbler at the bar she is trashed I can probably take home and nail her.

North American Glitter Slug 

Strippers, or Erotic Dancers in North America frequently wear excessive amounts of vanilla scented glitter infused lotion all over their bodies. This is caused when a person visits a strip club and after a lap dance the stripper leaves a wet spot on the customer's leg made up of vagina secretions laced with glitter from the lotion.
All I got for 80 bucks was a North American Glitter Slug on my leg.

north american union 

bush: hey harper, my country is failing, let's make a superpower and call it the north american union.

harper: cool, let's just not tell anyone.

North American Truck Rammer 

The act of smothering someone in oil, strapping them to the front of a North American Truck and performing anal sex with said subject
Did you see Johnny come home last night? No, I heard he found a girl and became an NATR (North American Truck Rammer).