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ninth grade slut

There seems to be a sort of strange phenomenon in American high schools- I'm not sure if it occurs elsewhere. When girls are in 9th grade, they all of a sudden seem to become sluts. Girls who come from normal, middle class families, and who you would never expect to be having sex at age 14, become whores at this age. It's probably got something to do with raging hormones, since the girls usually aren't so slutty during their sophomore year. The extreme sluttiness of 9th graders has caused many seniors to desire these freshmen girls, as 9th grade sluts seem to always want to sleep with a 12th grader. 9th grade sluts also seem to be party animals, and they can be seen frequently at drunk parties held by members of upper classes.
Back in middle school, Laura was a popular, preppy girl who had kissed a boy or two, but always said she would wait for sex. However, when she entered high school, Laura became a ninth grade slut. During that year, she flirted with everyone, gave blowjobs to 4 seniors, and slept with a guy at a party who she'd only know for 30 minutes. When Laura went to 10th grade, she matured and somewhat regreted her younger slutty days. By the time she graduated, she was attempting to forget that portion of her life.
by Scotty Doesn't Know June 21, 2006
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Ninth Circle Of Hell

Awesome, Sweet guy: (To Girl) You know, we'd make a great couple... Will you go out with me?

Girl: No! You're like a Brother to me! My best friend! I don't wanna ruin our relationship!!

The Dude: ....

2nd dude: You've just been sent to the Ninth Circle Of Hell, man. I'm so sorry.

See Friendzone
by Jaytee2Tor January 22, 2012
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Ninth Circle Of Hell

The deepest most vile part of Hell. Where Hell has literally frozen over trapping the dead souls in a frozen lake. From the book Dante's Inferno.
The ninth circle of Hell is were the devil himself lives.
by Taylor545 February 24, 2015
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burp to the ninth power

I feel like I'm going to burp to the ninth power
by xx_gideonshootrmastr_xx November 15, 2017
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ninth-cousin-11X-removed

Ninth-cousin-eleven-times-removed (9C11R).
My ninth-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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I’m on my ninth

The ninth kombucha you drink to be drunk
Sorry I’m on my ninth. Eeheheheh
by Memow21 April 13, 2022
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September Ninth

National Hug a best friend day

Run up and hug one of your best friends without even saying anything, totally unexpected.
Buddy 1- ayo bro its September Ninth go hug a best friend
Buddy 2- Dam bro ur right *hugs Buddy 1*
Buddy 1- ayo bro im ur best friend?
Buddy 2- Yea ofc bro
Buddy 1- We have known eachother for 5 minutes...
by September Seventh September 8, 2021
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