nicklebag

The traditional 5 dollar bag of weed.
Usually low grade 'mersh'.
Yeilded about 3 to 5 skinny joints.
A good nicklebag was not only decent smoke but would yeild as many as 5 somewhat fat joints or 7 or 8 skinny ones.

"This nicklebag is fucking amazingly fat. I bet we get 6 joints out of this one"

by Jonathon_Holmes August 4, 2005

nickleback

a band that really sucks the penis.

Nickleback sucks my dogs penis.

by powermike5000 February 16, 2006

nicklebacked

A practical joke where one purchases several Nickleback songs on the bar jukebox just before leaving. It's a way to ruin everyone's night by forcing them to listen to Nickleback without having to suffer through it yourself.

Bro 1: Man, who played all these Nickleback songs?
Bro 2: I saw Shirpo at the jukebox just before he left, I bet he Nicklebacked us.
Bro 1: That motherfucker....

by opmal December 11, 2015

Nickleback

The act of sing or yelling while taking a large and painful crap.

I had to nickleback in your bathroom a minute ago. Sorry about the mess

by Cuntyvaginaboob May 25, 2011

Nickleback

Shorthand for any terrible, redneck, cousin-fucking band using overblown vocals, unimaginative guitar riffs, clichéd lyrics an 11-year-old could write, and generally mind-numbingly boring, predictable musical devices in the vein of Creed, another horrifically unoriginal, grating band, but with shitty Christian lyrics.

"Hey sexy, I've got tickets to see Hinder, Blue October, and Finger Eleven..."

"Eww! Nicklebacks suck!" (Maces him and lights his mullet on fire)

by Pawelsky March 22, 2008

nickleback sucks

What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.

This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.

Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!

by Edders1 September 14, 2013

Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.

I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys

by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021