Nicaraguan Landing Strip

Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.

Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.

You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.

Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?

by FatElbowsAreMyThing April 21, 2014

Go back to Nicaragua

Something to say when one says something stupid, racist or ignorant.

Guy 1: Don't Canadians live in igloos?
Guy 2: Go back to Nicaragua

by aznkid1 December 28, 2011

Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.

That Mrs. Parker is a freak!!! Last night that bitch let me put the 'ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!

by onecb December 27, 2007

Nicaragua

COUNTRY. between Costa Rica and Honduras NOT IN AFRICA. and NO. most people there are not. ''BLACK''. The country has beautiful lakes and volcanoes, Wonderful beaches and the weather is very hot yet tropical. Around 90 to 80 Farenheit.

You can use wikipedia to check more about this great country. not CONTINENT like BUSH said.

George Bush : ''Nicaragua is a nice continent''

VERY WRONG.

by MassiveFailure April 7, 2009

Nicaraguan Landing Crew

To sucsessfully complete this sexual feat one must have a large bed under a balcony. The male requests his partner climb atop the bed, hindparts pointed to the ceiling, with a road flare inserted into her rectum. She will serve as the landing crew. The male then takes his position on the balcomy, with all lights turned down, makes the decent to the runway. Leap from the balcony and make your entry into the vagina. This stunt carries a high risk factor and should only be attempted after an introductory training session.

After watching those Evel Keneivel videos last night i got the urge for a Nicaraguan Landing Crew.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008

niarra

A beautiful women that shy but once’s you get to know her she can be very open to you

niarra

by Airra February 25, 2018

Nivarra

The coolest, most caring, funny, smart, and sarcastic individual you'll ever meet. They're just as unique as their name and you'll never find anyone like Nivarra.

Broski 1: Hey, what's the name of that girl that's always making you smile and laugh?

Broski 2: That's Nivarra.

by ChocolateFondueMaDude May 28, 2018