Auto-correction of BFF, also stands for "No Fucking Children". A pledge you make with someone to stay abstinent for eternity so you can live together as old BFF's without annoying children to distract you from your friendship. Commonly used in Northern California.
by thepurpleelephant March 29, 2015

No Fucking Comment. When you screwed up and the last thing you need to hear is a nice comforting comment from a well-intended frenemy.
"Hey buddy it's Valentine's day today... Oh sorry... Your gorgeous girl friend left for your best friend. Well, at least I guess they're having a good time."
"NFC" *sigh* alternatively punch in the nose.
"NFC" *sigh* alternatively punch in the nose.
by Tketmad February 14, 2010

by RH July 22, 2003

The NFC owns..
by QuickDrawMcGraw November 21, 2003

"While you're on this medication, don't drink alcohol."
"That's not a problem. I NEVER touch booze."
"NFC"
"That's not a problem. I NEVER touch booze."
"NFC"
by one mouse December 17, 2008
