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Newton Abbott

A pointless little town .. oh and theres an ASDA
Person1: Hey do you want to go newton abbott today?

Person2: Just No
by SoTrue:) July 16, 2010
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thomas jerome Newton

Sexy alien in the movie called the man who fell to earth. Played by the sexiest man ever, David Bowie
" Hey have you seen " The man who fell to earth "?"
" Fuck yeah, Thomas Jerome Newton is pretty sexy "
by Jareths balls June 9, 2016
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Ryan Newton

One of the coolest most skilled person in every aspect of life, if there's something out there in life, he has done it, and most likely better than everyone else. All in all, you cannot meet someone who is more awesome
Ryan newton once chugged a beer, bowled a perfect game, banged everyones mom, flew a jet around the world, and scaled Mt Everest, all in one day, it was awesome
by Rcn22 January 2, 2012
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Newton Massachusetts

A city that is a suburb of Boston (not a town, a city because of its form of government.) It does in fact have a large Jewish population and many of the inhabitants are middle or upper middle class. But it is a good city with a great public school system and is the safest city in America. Its schools and city programs have great sports (Newton North High School won an award for its basketball team in the 2005-2006 season.)
Newton Massachusetts is divided into many towns, Nonantum being one that has a large Italian population.

If you live in Newton, you can get to Boston very quickly
by Smart, Sane, Super great April 18, 2006
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Twig Newton

When a male with a small penis or a micro penis is engaging in intercourse and wants to satisfy their partner during penatration. The man with the pencil pecker will cup both hands around his testicles and push his thumbs outward along side his tiny man member's shaft so as to simulate having more a more girthy wang.

This technique can also be used by men f9r normal penile circumference in intercourse with a gaping or otherwise cavernous orifice. This is a solution to the "hotdog in a hallway situation"
Derrick had to give her the Twig Newton for her to get off.

*when seeing a micro penis* You're going to have to Twig Newton me with that little thing.
by Redrokkit May 20, 2021
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Fig Newton

Replacement term for the F word referring to homosexuals, does not sting as much when used negatively.
"Quit being a fig newton, I'm trying to watch the stream"
by Fundabz June 7, 2013
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newton

One of the top five nicest towns in massachusetts...wealthiest and safest city of its size in the united states. chestnut hill, waban, west newton hill, and parts of newton center have both money AND class...connecticut should take some notes
Connecticut tool: fairfield is like sooooo fucking rich!
Massachusettian: yea, but there's more to life than money...the only reason fairfield is rich and republican is because ct used to have no income tax...goes to show ya! (newton=high victorian respectability, not 20th century nouveau riche)
by masshole? nah... May 11, 2007
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