Riley Newell

A girl I met about 4 years ago on a marching band field and started talking and love was found. She would look at me and I would look at her but we never ended up truly talking. One day we finally decided to tell each other we loved each other and we've been in a relationship for a year now and here is what I've learned. She's the most gorgeous woman to ever walk this earth and is my queen. She has the biggest hear of anyone ive ever met in my life. Her smile and laugh is contagious and truly deserves the world. I love you forever Riley Paige Newell, it's just the start of something great. Happy 1 year.
Did you hear that Aaron said hes gonna marry Riley Newell someday?
by aaronc54 September 06, 2019
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Gabe Newell

A large hairy beast. Though rarely seen, this beast can be found in the United States. This is an endangered species so hunting it would be illegal.
Bigfoot is the closest representation I can think of.
by that d00d September 15, 2004
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Mike Newell

Possibly the most astoundingly shit director who ever lived. He has crucified such shit films as Harry Potter The Goblet of Fire, Mona Lisa Smile and Pushing Tin, not as if the last two films were going to be good anyway. He completely hashed GoF, and i have no doubt he will continue to take a steaming shit on good scripts in the future as long as he breathes the air to which he is unworthy.
Person 1: Oh look, Mike Newell! Hey, i've got something for you.
Mike: Hello there! Yes, of course i'll accept your present, but what is it?
Person 1: It's a baton so you can sodomize yourself after you've raped yet another shit film and screwed the public out of their money.
by Fu Manchu May 12, 2006
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Jon Newell

The illest, sickest, most diseased (in a good way) kid in Idaho.
really hates the drummer from Give Us This Day
"Dude, did you see what Jon Newell posted?"
"Yuh, it was pretty fly-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i"
by Audrey Kitching. January 04, 2009
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Alex Newel

That Annoying color guy from the glee project.
Super Jealous of that Sex god Hipster Cameron mitchell.
Has a great voice but a horrible character.
Did you saw Alex Newel yesterday at The Glee Project?
- I know! Each time I hate him more!
by Snozberriies August 20, 2011
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Gabe Newell

by Revenge December 24, 2004
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Newell Yips

Consistently hitting the wrong keys when trying to text a potential suitor.
I think you have amazing eyis

Eyes
Oh man, I have the Newell yips
by FilthyGroove June 23, 2019
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