sock newborn

When you take a newborn baby fresh out of the womb and stuff it in a tube sock. Then, you proceed to slam the sock onto a hard surface such as a countertop or a wall. Results may vary.

--"Dude, I was at your brother's birth. Your mom made a sock newborn out of him him on a sink."
--"Coo."

by steelroots2013 August 23, 2012

Tighter Than A Newborn

A reference to something that is of ultra-high quality. Tightest of tight.

Saw this killer speed metal band with a drummer like a fucking machine, was beyond badass, it was Tighter Than A Newborn.

by Tighter Than A Newborn July 26, 2011

Newborn kiss

The touching of the head of an adults' penis to the head of a fetus inside a pregnant women's body.

Sam was fucking that pregnant women so hard he gave the women a newborn kiss.

by king_brick December 15, 2014

Newborn Twins

When two dudes suck individually on one girl's breast at the same time. One on each breast, similar to newborn twins.

Dude 1: Man, Kyle and Marcus were newborn twins on that chick with huge tits at the party.
Dude 2: That's wild!

by captainng January 6, 2017

newborny

Having infant or new born like qualities. Looking like a new born.

That infant looked like a little person, he wasn't all newborny.

by ludlamisland May 5, 2019

Newborn

People who are new to the internet. People who weren't present in the Golden Age of the Internet. People who dont know Filthy Frank,Max,HowToBasic,and ETC. But not after the said names has been pointed out or came up with a newer trend.

"That Guy's a newborn,He dont know shit,bro!"

by BillButlicker1200 May 12, 2020

newborn warshack

When lurch dresses up like a baby and runs around town in a diaper snaking gay dude in the ass

How did lurch end up in jail? He was the Newborn Warshack last night….

Again?!

Son of a bitch….

by OneSpicyBurrito December 22, 2023