by artpowerlines August 29, 2011

"That idiot hit me in the nert nert."
"I bet you like it when I touch my nert nert."
"Omg, that girl was not wearing panties... totally saw her nert nert!!!"
"I bet you like it when I touch my nert nert."
"Omg, that girl was not wearing panties... totally saw her nert nert!!!"
by Kla1217 October 21, 2008

by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019

Nert Bastian Is a word that can be used as no, nert or nope. (inspired from a video game meme, overwatch.)
by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019

by Neat Nert June 6, 2021

Matt Licks Nert is typically a young boy who sits on the computer all day, and has no life. vDream and Petville are his best friends. Matt Licks Nert usually comes from an outside conutry, typically Poland or Brazil. He loves Polish Cereal, and Polish Milk. He is the absolute Legend of any virtual game, and within 5 minutes, he will already have 1,000,000 experience points. He is God!
"Did you hear about that weird kid, Matt Licks Nert?"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"
by iPlayFootball March 6, 2010

by nert nert king June 12, 2022
