Nerting

Nerd flirting

He's totally nerting with me.

She's such a nert.

by artpowerlines August 27, 2011

nert nert

The female or male genitalia, as in penis or vagina.

"That idiot hit me in the nert nert."

"I bet you like it when I touch my nert nert."

"Omg, that girl was not wearing panties... totally saw her nert nert!!!"

by Kla1217 September 06, 2008

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian is a word used to say no, nert or nope. Often used in Marlborough High School

Mr.Bonkin- “ Take out the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “Nert Bastian!”

by Dykey Buttcrack February 28, 2019

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian Is a word that can be used as no, nert or nope. (inspired from a video game meme, overwatch.)

Mr.Bonkin- “do the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “ Nert Bastian “

by Dykey Buttcrack February 28, 2019

neat nert

Any person who appears gay; a word created by Robert S. after he discovered rainbow hair.

Pappy saw the rainbow hair on a girl at the gas station and said, “She’s a little neat nert”

by Neat Nert June 06, 2021

Matt Licks Nert

Matt Licks Nert is typically a young boy who sits on the computer all day, and has no life. vDream and Petville are his best friends. Matt Licks Nert usually comes from an outside conutry, typically Poland or Brazil. He loves Polish Cereal, and Polish Milk. He is the absolute Legend of any virtual game, and within 5 minutes, he will already have 1,000,000 experience points. He is God!

"Did you hear about that weird kid, Matt Licks Nert?"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"

by iPlayFootball March 06, 2010

Nerted

Being overcome with a wave of geeky pleasure, causing one to ejaculate seminal fluid. This is not the same as nerdgasming, as it only applies to men, as only they can “bust a nut” so to speak.

When I saw Wonder Woman I nerted all over my laptop.

by cuckboy999 December 14, 2017