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Penis Needles

Penis needles

Penis Needles is a battery-operated game of physical skill that tests players' hand-eye co-ordination and pain endurance.

It consists of a "needle", lithographed with a comic likeness of a doctor (nicknamed "Dr. Prickles") and a large, red syringe for storing a variety of liquids packaged with the game. In the syringe plunger are a number of mechanical springs that gyrate the needle to give it its "Jackhammer Effect". To work, the game requires two AA batteries.

There is one set of cards included with the game: Taker cards. There is also a set of dice: Giver dice. Each player rolls the dice before every round. The player with the highest roll is dubbed the "Giver" for said round. This means he will be injecting the "Taker". If he happens to also be the taker for that round, he must inject himself.

Players take turns to pick Taker cards, which offer a cash payment for injecting a particular liquid, using the needle and syringe. If a player successfully injects an entire vile into his penis, said player collects the amount shown on their card. However, if the metal tip of the syringe is removed before the entire dose is injected (affectionately know as a "low ball"), a buzzer sounds, and the player loses their turn. The winner is the player with the most money after all the vials have been injected.
Damn I have more track marks on my penis than a heroin addict has on their forearms on account of all the Penis Needles I've been playing.
by drprickles December 10, 2013
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fear of needles

the worst motherfuckin fear to have
"your dying dad is in need of your type of blood"
your fear of needles will kill your dad
by catirfic November 4, 2013
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falling on needles

Getting a lot of not so high quality plastic surgery. Falling on needles is a phrase used when something usually a femal (or drag queen) has had a lot of cosmetic surgery and will "fall on any needle" that presents itself. A lot of times this is "black market" plastic surgery that isn't 100% FDA approved.
1. "Look at Detox, why are her lips so fucked up?"

"She's always falling on needles, she's had a shit ton of back all plastic surgery."

2. "I'm in a back room falling on needles."
by Madisonmez August 1, 2017
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Pins and needles

Tingling or prickling, “pins-and-needles” sensation; usually temporary, often occurs in the arms, hands, legs or feet.
Got pins and needles I'm my arms and hands
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019
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nut needles

The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.
"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."
by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005
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Peas and Needles

Pins and needles, but with peas. Softer, more gentle. Not as violent and doesn't disable you when getting off the bus.
Damn, my legs gone numb! Better hope for peas and needles.
by Furrymangoes April 13, 2010
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pins and needles

The intense, painful feeling you get all throughout your body after you shoot up a little too much heroin, that feels like thousands of pins and needles stabbing you all over, especially your head and hands, and a full body burning sensation
I did a huge dope shot and got really bad pins and needles
by notnomore November 26, 2006
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