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Nebraskan Condom

1. A plastic bag filled with wet corn that is used for Nebraskan sex, or fishing.
Trevor is using his Nebraskan condom to catch some spoonies at the river
by FfruitCakeE August 10, 2009
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Necro beast

Necro beast is a mythical creature plaguing oregon waterways. It can be seen kayaking rivers and streams assuming the identity of mark mckarkle. "I know what you are doing"

When night falls, it will crawl under a cum tree, and take the form of necro beast.
That guy lurking by the pet cemetery sure might be a necro beast
by Uncle_milksteak July 9, 2020
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Neckass

1)A typical insult used to infuriate and confuse the person you are roasting
2)Another way to call someone dumb. Though Headass and Neckass have the same meaning there are some differences.
1)"Yo bruh you got a 2+2 hairline like what is that?!"
2)Nigga if you don't shut your ugly ass fuckboy Jason Derulo diabetes neckass the fuck up. Dumb anaranjado headass bitch. Nigga look like a lightskin Lightskin Kevin Hart with that long ass snap into a slim jim neckass gringo.
by JackTheJobber March 23, 2017
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Necrobeastathree

A threesome with your choice of two dead animals.
Petey had a necrobeastathree and didn't want to stop.
What did you do last night Petey?
Oh, nothing just had a threesome with a dead chicken and a dead goat.
Sounds great.
by NecroPetey123 January 26, 2011
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Nebraskan Tugboat

The act of sounding whilst performing the intimate act of docking. The result is an projectile exchange of the object that has been rammed down one males urethra, into the other males urethra.
"I was chilling with my homie yesterday and was like 'hey why don't we combine our favorite past time of docking, with the raw power of sounding" and was finally able to recreate the Nebraskan Tugboat that my uncle taught me when I was younger.

"That sounds gay as hell"
"Nah, its ok, we had socks on."
by Dr.Didgeridoo May 15, 2018
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Nebraska

No one lives here. Nothing important happens here. This is the least important State. Younger brother of famous Pancake State Kansas, and Wyoming, which doesn't actually exist.
Have you ever met anyone from Nebraska? I sure haven't
by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022
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Nebraskan handshake

An otherwise normal handshake from an incredibly brave and strong person (e.g. a member of the Coast Guard's elite secret special operations force) that in one motion pulverizes the receiver's hand and causes a chain reaction of intracerebral and subarachnoid hemorrhage leading to certain demise. Ability to give a true Nebraskan Handshake is extremely rare and studies show a significant linkage to the amount of scrod the giver consumes.
Congratulations, you just earned yourself a top spot on the list of people awaiting a Nebraskan handshake. I hope you're left handed because I'm going to grip your right hand tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.
by Hamnose November 9, 2018
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