A continuation of No Shave November and Don't Shave December. At this point, shaving one's mustache is allowed, as this is Jaunty "neckbeard" January. Failure to complete the No Shave November or Don't Shave December challenges due to the shaving of one's mustache does not disqualify a challenger for this event.
Steve: "Mike, you should really shave your neckbeard man. It's starting to look gross and I think there are some birds living in there."
Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."
Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
Mike: "Nope. Not happening. It's Jaunty neckbeard January man. I have to complete the challenge, ty very much."
Steve: "Who the hell is Ty?"
by gangly razor November 30, 2011
Get the Jaunty neckbeard January mug.Someone who has wasted their life getting so good on a video game so that playing against them isn’t even fun. They are called neckbeards because they sit at their computer all day and have poor hygiene.
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A man who feels entitled to love despite being extremely unattractive and undesirable to women. They tend to have terrible hygiene, extreme political opinions, and hatred towards women. Interchangable with incel.
by JP the ENFP June 15, 2022
Get the Neckbeard mug.1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.
2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.
2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.
If this party is full of f*cking neckbeards, I'm out. I've got better things to do than sit around with a bunch of unwashed nerds.
by parttimehanyou December 28, 2005
Get the neckbeard mug.A noun not referring to a beard that grows down to one's neck, but to a self secluded troglodyte, often represented as a weeb or a person who isolates themselves to the indoors and typically is obsessed with pop culture. Many neckbeards lack hygiene and social cues as well as being typically a self proclaimed "gentleman" or, to the rest of society's terms of phrase, a simp.
by Flexiglass June 30, 2020
Get the Neckbeard mug.The ability to be charming and smooth with a large vocabulary while typing, yet stumble over one's own words while speaking in real life.
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Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yes, she's an excellent actress. I enjoyed her in (movie), her role was well-played.
(Real Life)
Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yeah, she's, uh.. I liked that movie where she played as the chick with the hat.
Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yes, she's an excellent actress. I enjoyed her in (movie), her role was well-played.
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Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yeah, she's, uh.. I liked that movie where she played as the chick with the hat.
by Konig_Theory August 3, 2011
Get the Neckbeard Syndrome mug.Usually overweight and over the age of 30, they hang around board game stores and play games. They also have a weird point of view of everything uses to be good. Their "nostalgia" gets in the way of rational thinking and causes distrust towards modern cercumstances/trends/beliefs
I gotta go to the game store to refill on bolt-action paint, but those Neckbeards smell so dang bad.
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