National Head Day

On March 13 is national give head day, meaning you can ask anybody for head even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

It’s national head day, get down and start sucking.

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National head day

On May 4th is When you’re king or queen gives you some good head

Man: aye it’s national head day
Girl: I got you hunny * proceeds to suck til cum*

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The day your supposed to get some head or else you’ll die alone with yo lame ass

Guy:“Damn it’s national head day”
Girl:”Who getting some me or you first?”

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It’s a holiday in which your partner has to give you head and celebrate. (August 17th)

I cant wait for August 17 so I could celebrate National Head Day!

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Is where a girlfriend or side chick needs to give the sloppiest and the best head he has ever had. This takes place July 13th

Did you hear about national head day? It happens every year on July 13th. I can’t wait until he gets home.

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National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.

Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)

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