National Bestfriend blowjob day

On may 7th a girl has to give a guy Bestfriend a blowjob to celebrate there friendship.

Its national Bestfriend blowjob day! Lets get started.

by Johnathanstewert April 16, 2017

National Steak and Blowjob Day

The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.

Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.

by tiledwall June 6, 2010

National Steak and Blowjob Day

truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year

I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?

No...what?

Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!

by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009

October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!

I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019

National blowjob day

On the 1st of June it is National blow job day. That means your girl, or any girl gives you the best head of your life.

It’s national blowjob day. Ok let’s go to the bed room so you can have head Tommy

by Rjguh June 11, 2018

National Blowjob Day

Today is national blowjob day 🍆

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day

by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022

national blowjob day

May 3rd Is the “national blowjob day”. In the beloved memory of blowjob in charge. People from all over the world get in queue for a blowjob

Hey it’s 3rd May ,National blowjob day, let’s head over for a blowjob from the blowjob in charge before the queue gets too long

by job in charge day May 2, 2024