by Johnathanstewert April 16, 2017
The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
by tiledwall June 06, 2010
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009
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by tablechair123 October 13, 2019
by WASSERMAN May 06, 2022
May 3rd Is the “national blowjob day”. In the beloved memory of blowjob in charge. People from all over the world get in queue for a blowjob
Hey it’s 3rd May ,National blowjob day, let’s head over for a blowjob from the blowjob in charge before the queue gets too long
by job in charge day May 02, 2024