by Johnathanstewert April 16, 2017
Get the National Bestfriend blowjob day mug.The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
by tiledwall June 6, 2010
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No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009
Get the National Steak and Blowjob Day mug.by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019
Get the October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day mug.Him: Hey babe guess what day it is.
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏
by Sadeyes August 1, 2024
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by Rjguh June 11, 2018
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