by Johnathanstewert April 16, 2017
Get the National Bestfriend blowjob daymug. The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
by tiledwall June 6, 2010
Get the National Steak and Blowjob Daymug. I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
No...what?
Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009
Get the National Steak and Blowjob Daymug. by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019
Get the October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Daymug. You gotta have a blowjob on the Last day of school it happens because you are hella horny and your gf or the gayest kid in school will suck you off for free
Dan-hey baby wanna suck me off before the summer no one will know its national blowjob day
Jalee-okayy let me see
Jalee-okayy let me see
by Ybv with the tea May 3, 2019
Get the National blowjob daymug. A newly Introduced international day created and made by the President of the United States Donald Trump. He quoted “today will hereby be known as National Blowjob Day.”
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020
Get the National Blowjob Daymug. The 12th of April every man that knows a girl should get a blowjob at least once on this remarkable day.
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob
by Lanco April 10, 2019
Get the National blowjob daymug.