One sunny day, two young athletes approach each other with a crowd around them. It was 30 minutes before football practice. REDACTED starts by saying, ” I know this aint 2k, but you look a green light, pull up to her crib, gave her that mean pipe.” The crowd goes crazy as his opponent is flabbergasted by the creative and hurtful insult. His opponent responds by saying, ”You might have given her that mean pipe, but when you run across that alley the choppa go grrrrrr like a fucking beam fight.” The crowd once again goes crazy over his intellectual insult that requires an iq of at least 30. REDACTED starts his response with ” When I want your girl, you know I gotta pound, hold on, I keep a suppressor on my shit cus when I smash it all the way it aint makin no sounds” It is so good that everyone loves it because it doesnt make sense at all. REDACTED goes in for the double roast, ” When I pull up, you know I hit quick, I like my bitches like Malcom, Thicc” The crowd is confused but goes along with it. The orange shirted foe starts back quickly, ”You cant handle me, hold up, aint you Nathaniel B???” He looks back with a shrug as he is confused. The crowd does not like this insult and starts clowning him. REDACTED keeps quiet, but he knows Nathaniels true power and control over matter, he knows this because...
Nathaniel B is his brother.
(Nathaniel B is a tiktok meme and not an inside joke, please do not take this down, Thank You)
Nathaniel B is his brother.
(Nathaniel B is a tiktok meme and not an inside joke, please do not take this down, Thank You)
by Jakefromstatefarmsinsurance August 9, 2022
Get the Nathaniel Bmug. A brand new copy-paste that is gonna be spammed for a while in Tiktok comments. It originated from a Tiktok about two kids having a diss battle, and when it was one of the kid’s turn, he just had nothing else to rhyme with “you can’t handle me” and proceeded to say “Ain’t you Nathaniel B?” Which made no sense cause nobody fucking knows who Nathaniel B is.
by Water is Underated August 1, 2022
Get the Nathaniel Bmug. by Caravan57 September 17, 2022
Get the Nathaniel Bmug. The writer suggests we 'hold up', signalling the xenoliterary statement about to be delivered to us, and him suggesting us to in fact hold up in order to properly process what he is about to say.
It is obvious to anyone the line is not meant to be complimentary, in fact, the statement is intended as an insult!
Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
It is obvious to anyone the line is not meant to be complimentary, in fact, the statement is intended as an insult!
Now, of course, you ask yourself, "well, who is Nathaniel B? if he's trying to insult him why not compare him to someone we know?".
This is the wrong way to approach the analysis.
Of course, don't feel bad, it takes a learned individual to understand concepts of this nature, especially a concept that flirts so sensitively with the metaphysical.
If the young man were to compare the other man to someone generally perceived as negative, if he'd compared him to an infamous celebrity, or perhaps someone local to the group of people who is known as being less than savoury - there would be no magic.
The real genius here is the fact that we, and seemingly even the audience present, have no idea who this "Nathaniel B" is.
He is an enigma, a John Doe, a D.B Cooper.
So how would it be an insult? Well here's where it becomes Shakespearian.
It is obvious from the man's delivery and intellect - of course, he must be at the top level of literary scholars to think of a line like this on the spot - that he knows who Nathaniel B is.
Effectively with one line he is telling us he created this man, and he is the only one who can judge him, and assumedly his judgement is negative.
by aintyou_nathanielb August 7, 2022
Get the aint you nathaniel bmug. by IG@jacobcc.28 July 31, 2022
Get the Nathaniel Bmug. When the opposition is trying to pack you infront of your hoes so you call him “Nathaniel B” referring that he Has a bad name therefore you will catch the opps lacking
by kujo6689 August 7, 2022
Get the Nathaniel Bmug.