Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. You guys will go around covering the Kyles. The Kyles will destroy the outer gates so the Anti-Vax kids and the Crackheads could sneak in and overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap some alien cheeks

by Void_Slash April 27, 2020

Naruto Running

The act of running around with your arms positions straight behind your back with your back bent. This is to emulate ones favorite character from the Chinese cartoon Naruto. People who perform such activities may also enjoy collecting Japanese weapons along with wearing trench coats.

There goes Stephen again, Naruto running to second period; what a fucking weeb.

by ChickenSpray October 12, 2016

Naruto Running

Something Matt gets really angry about when you do it in front of him. He'll scream "THIS IS MY SWAMP!" and tell you to stop, but you never stop.

Look, it's Jonah Naruto Running down the hall!

by _Dayzee_ September 25, 2017

Naruto Runners

People that are gonna get screwed by Maggie Pesky (she's way more powerful than them alien Bois)

Maggie Pesky is gonna screw the Naruto Runners up really bad

by Hamtaro July 26, 2019