Napkin is the perfect alternative for the infamous N word. For years people have been saying the N word under their breath, or saying ninja instead, well HR is onto that everyone.
Napkin is the best most politically correct solution to this timeless problem.
Napkin is the best most politically correct solution to this timeless problem.
2 guys meet at the bar
"Man there sure are a bunch of n....."
"Napkins! There are a lot of Napkins in here"
"Napkin please"
"Man there sure are a bunch of n....."
"Napkins! There are a lot of Napkins in here"
"Napkin please"
by Tom mctommy Tom February 24, 2020
Instead of being born, the mother has a headache and the dad finishes the act by himself into a napkin.
by Dirpidirp July 13, 2019
by Jimmy Joggins January 26, 2011
“Hey, mom! I’m taking a shit and don’t have toilet paper! What do I do!”
“Wipe your ass with a napkin!”
“Wipe your ass with a napkin!”
by Announcing definitions August 14, 2018
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An object received from a machine in the female's restroom. This object costs approximately one quarter, and is the entire basis for the German monetary system according to Olli...
by HOT KYLE May 19, 2006
The really old lunch lady who gives out the napkins in lunch, everyday.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.
-Napkins puts napkins under my milk-
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D
by Ilovestalkee!! February 13, 2009