Napkin

Napkin is the perfect alternative for the infamous N word. For years people have been saying the N word under their breath, or saying ninja instead, well HR is onto that everyone.

Napkin is the best most politically correct solution to this timeless problem.
2 guys meet at the bar

"Man there sure are a bunch of n....."
"Napkins! There are a lot of Napkins in here"

"Napkin please"
by Tom mctommy Tom February 24, 2020
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napkinned

Instead of being born, the mother has a headache and the dad finishes the act by himself into a napkin.
I wish we could go back in time. I want to be swallowed or napkinned, not born.
by Dirpidirp July 13, 2019
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Napkins

extra flap of skin on the Labia Majora, that somewhat resembles roast beef
That bitch last night has NAPKINS, i can't fuck with it. I straight kicked her out.
by Jimmy Joggins January 26, 2011
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Napkin

To wipe away your ass because you don’t have toilet paper
“Hey, mom! I’m taking a shit and don’t have toilet paper! What do I do!”

Wipe your ass with a napkin!”
by Announcing definitions August 14, 2018
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An epileptic midget
Never let a "Napkin" operate heavy machinery.
by Fluffer May 20, 2003
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Napkin

An object received from a machine in the female's restroom. This object costs approximately one quarter, and is the entire basis for the German monetary system according to Olli...
Olli went to get a Coke from the machine and it cost him two Napkins!
by HOT KYLE May 19, 2006
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The really old lunch lady who gives out the napkins in lunch, everyday.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.
-Napkins puts napkins under my milk-
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D
by Ilovestalkee!! February 13, 2009
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