Milk Napkin

Insulting phrase used to describe someone who acts like someone or something else, usually in order to fit in. A fake person.

Wintston used to play golf and wear sweater vests. But ever since he moved to the ghetto he's turned into a real chocolate milk napkin. Lately he's been selling drugs, spending all his money on fresh kicks, and listening to lil wayne.

Two months ago Margaret saw Danielle's grandpa take a shit in church. Now Margaret does it every sunday. What a wrinkly old milk napkin.

by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 16, 2010

Nadkins

A moist towelette used to wipe or freshen the ballsack for the clean and fresh feeling.

Damn my nuts are sweaty I could really use a couple Nadkins right now.

by Brian Swartz October 25, 2006

Nicking Around

Nicking Around is the act of when someone is being really nice and gives you the idea that that they want to be around you. Then out of nowhere ignores and avoids talking to you or being around you in anyway. Nicking around is a random occurance, but when it does occur causes people to feel "nicked off".

Me: I asked David if he wanted to hang out today.
Beth: oh yeah? what did he say?
Me: Well it was good at first, but then he started nicking around on me!
Beth: ugh! That's so annoying, did you feel "nicked off" after?

by I_Love_ginger_teddybears July 4, 2011

ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006

folded napkin

Term for a woman's vagina

After my son was hit in the crotch by a ball, and his sister was laughing at him -- "It's not funny! How about I hit you in your folded napkin!"

by Folded Napkin May 31, 2016

Nickiness

When someone is being obnoxious/rude

Oh it’s just a bit of nickiness .

by Phob.xo July 24, 2018

Back Napkin

The small patch of hair above your ass.

John used his girlfriends back napkin to wipe himself off after sex.

by SnoNick October 26, 2008