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get off my nuts

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An expression used by a person who is feeling pressure in a social situation by either a specific individual or a group of people. This specific individual or group of people are usually trying to get the person who uses the expression to do something that they don't want to do.
"Every time I go home for the holidays my grandmother never fails to ask me about when I am going to settle down, get married, and have kids. I'd never say it out loud, but in my head I'm like 'get off my nuts grandma!'"
by NYLAsexbomb November 24, 2006
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on my nuts

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When a some one is hounding you for any purpose, they are on ones nuts.
Why are you on my nuts so hard, man?
by Brei May 9, 2006
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Hold My Nuts

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Generally, it's a "fuck you" to whoever you say it to.
Told to a person who is hated.
"Next time I see him I'm gonna tell him to hold my nuts."
by krispychickun May 31, 2015
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let my nuts hang

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To relax, to chill. Basically describes how your a male's testicles hang when they are wearing nothing or loose fitting more confortable clothes.
Person 1 "What are you going to do after work?"

Person 2 "I'm just going to let my nuts hang. It’s been a busy day."

"I've been at work for almost 12 hours, time to go home and let my nuts hang."
by IceWarm January 8, 2006
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When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.
"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."
by FMN68plus1 December 10, 2015
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bumble my nuts

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Bumble my nuts

(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.

1. Adjective- informal
To blow air against a nut sack making a motor boat effect
Bumble my nuts

(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.

"Dude I think she's a keeper. She bumbled my nuts until they were numb."
by Barshockaloo January 25, 2018
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Lick My nuts

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1: Hey what time is it?
2: Lick My nuts bitch.
by XshadowsX April 26, 2005
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