MY LEGS 

An unknown, random response or statement used with people who have nothing better to say.

Oh hey dude! Wanna smoke!?!? No but you can smoke MY LEGS.

MY LEGS by itslitdude November 4, 2015

I can’t feel my legs 

This is what you might say after being paralyzed.

Or blown up.

Usually what someone would say in a crappy 1990s world war 2 movie. Or in other words “my legs! My legs!” Found in spongebobs bitch ass background character “the bitch”

or what your mom would say after we had the sex

“Holy shit! A landmine!”

“noo! Don’t step on that!” (This is said in a stereotypical nerd voice).

“Uh oh I’m gonna step on it!”
This is where your blow up and your legs get severed from your waist

“Ouch ooh, ow. My legs. I can’t feel my legs.”
You then bleed out and nobody comes to your funeral

I can’t feel my legs by Plunkton May 23, 2022

my legs hurt

You need to poop, real bad

Mr. K, is the bus going to be pulling over soon? My legs hurt.

my legs hurt by Yollanda April 13, 2007

My legs just divorced 

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

My legs just divorced by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs 

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.

Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014