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MY FRIEND DAISY 

My friend Daisy is very nice but.........SHE BULLY ME sometimes, one time she ate my sandwich it had penuts in i shes alecgic to penuts so she started cofing and i laughed and then she went to nurse and she laed down and then she felt beter
My friend daisy be like:
Me:"Ugh daisy so anoying wish she just go ded"
Daisy: "Eats more of my sanwich without remeber the penut"
MY FRIEND DAISY by YourLocalApple January 10, 2022

My friend here Justin 

A video where someone records their friend Justin, exaggerating how cracked he is at the game. At the end, he starts moaning.
Kid 1: My friend here Justin, he's already taken, and he's cracked at fortnite my guy.. *moans*

My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus 

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.
oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus

My Friend Group

What friend group?
what do you mean by my friend group, u have no Friends...
My Friend Group by Ravenclawokkkk October 5, 2021

My friend Denton 

A sub-orbital flaming piece of hot excrement known to crashland in woodland areas or in large bodies of water.
Oh, there goes another My friend Denton.
My friend Denton by PSCBrenden February 24, 2005

My Friend Your Friend 

The clear definition and rules of this buddy system are as follows...
When an introduction of a conquest and/or person of interest takes place in a social setting, and to clarify the person you are introducing them you are currently hooking up or intend to hook up with the person you are introducing to another friend. When stated "My friend", you imply that the person you are introducing is fair game to make a move on.
When stated "Your friend" means she is spoken for and YOU may not, make a move on, and should respect that YOU have plans in place and/or have already done enough ground work to seal the deal.

Warning: Buddies that violate the rules of My Friend Your Friend, may be subject to multiple cock blocking, harassment, ridicule and organized swooping by other buddies...

Habitual violators may earn the dishonorable title Harbor Shark see additional definition

Theory is:
Buddies are welcome to sleep with "My Friends" but not "Your friends"
This is the examples of my friend your friend.

Hey Dave, This is my friend Bertha. (Buddy system code for she is fair game)

Hey Dave, This is your friend Trixie. (Buddy system code for I'm already on it and want it... don't harbor shark me)