Disturbing My Foot Hair

Causing an uncontrollable urge to dance.

This song is really disturbing my foot hair!

by McNooget November 9, 2010

My foot up yo ass

Meaning "Kick your ass"

Unless you want my foot up yo ass, get to steppin'.

by Thaddian May 26, 2015

break my foot off in your ass

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)

Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

Snap my foot off in your ass

A term used when an ass kicking is needed or general motivation, it means the kick I am about to give you your posterior will be of such force that my foot will snap at the ankle and remain lodged there for the rest of time

If you don't get out of bed I'm gonna snap my foot off in your ass

by kolakommando May 6, 2018

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

My foot hurts and I don't know why

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.

Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022

do you want my foot up your ass

when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth

why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass

by sclairel January 22, 2018