come to bed my lover

A seduction sentence used to entice ones sexual partner for some frollicking

As Jean lifted the sheets away to present his ripped and bulging muscly body he whispered longingly "Come to bed my lover.."

by bumwillypoohead March 26, 2013

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam March 1, 2024

My bed is a place where I live l. I hope to die here. I eat my food and drink my caparisons on this bed. I love this bed so very much

by Sussy roach September 4, 2021