Muskrat

A pretentious asshole that spends more time faking productivity than actually working.

Muskrat is busier than a one legged cat in a sand box, but he ain't done shit!

by l337hax0r777 June 22, 2016

Muscrat

A ginger jew bitch, someone with inferior intelligence and has no opinion because he is retarded. Someones who's catchphrases are dumb and unoriginal. If anything smart is ever said by this person, it is automatically shot down as nobody gives a shit about what he says.

Me : Man, that movie was okay, I guess it's not bad

A Muscrat : Yeah, that movie was LEGIT!!!!

Fab : Nah, that movie was complete crap.

A Muscrat : You know what...actually that movie was not so good i hated it man.

Me : Stfu dude, goddamn gingers these days...

A Muscrat : Yoooo..I will rape you in ten different ways, i fucking hate your guts.

by carrottopp-headonfire March 6, 2009

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musk's totally real fullname

Person 1: Yo bro, what's Elon Musk's full name?

Person 2: Elongated Muskrat, I thought you knew that
Dr Kloss: Mr Muskrat- I mean Mr Musk sorry, hehe

by Sayori hangs herself dudes December 15, 2022

Elongated Muskrat

The world's richest autistic retard who loves the letter X way too much.

Person 1: Have you heard of Twitter?
Person 2: Nope, only 𝕏.
Person 1: Don't call it that! You're pleasing the Elongated Muskrat!

by KoopaTrooper5011 August 2, 2023

muskrat

a code word used to stop a conversation when something needs to be covered up because it is embarrassing,private, or about a person who just walked in on the conversation.

Person 1- Man that Matt Kid is a fa...
Person 2- Muskrat,muskrat.
Matt- Hi guys!

by Terr Ahlander May 11, 2008

Musrat

Broadly, a reference to any Muslim found scurrying around in caves, especially the dirty and diseased ones. However more specifically, the Mujaheddin.

Dude 1: "Hey bros, look at the TV. They're bombing these musrats outta' their holes!"
Dude 2: "Sweet!"
Dude 3/4/5: "Rad!"

by SamboiChip February 3, 2019

muskrat butt

When you've got swamp ass so bad your ass cheeks squeak like a muskrat.

Daniel, it sounds like crickets in here.

Nah bro, that's my muskrat butt.

by HCJV December 15, 2017