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A pretentious asshole that spends more time faking productivity than actually working.
Muskrat is busier than a one legged cat in a sand box, but he ain't done shit!
Muskrat by l337hax0r777 June 22, 2016

Elongated Muskrat 

Person 1: Yo bro, what's Elon Musk's full name?

Person 2: Elongated Muskrat, I thought you knew that
Dr Kloss: Mr Muskrat- I mean Mr Musk sorry, hehe

Elongated Muskrat 

The world's richest autistic retard who loves the letter X way too much.
Person 1: Have you heard of Twitter?
Person 2: Nope, only 𝕏.
Person 1: Don't call it that! You're pleasing the Elongated Muskrat!
a code word used to stop a conversation when something needs to be covered up because it is embarrassing,private, or about a person who just walked in on the conversation.
Person 1- Man that Matt Kid is a fa...
Person 2- Muskrat,muskrat.
Matt- Hi guys!
muskrat by Terr Ahlander May 11, 2008

muskrat butt 

When you've got swamp ass so bad your ass cheeks squeak like a muskrat.
Daniel, it sounds like crickets in here.

Nah bro, that's my muskrat butt.
muskrat butt by HCJV December 15, 2017