Mushroom Stamp

When you take mascara from a girls purse put it on the end of your dick and stamp their forehead while sleeping because your to drunk to jerk off on her face.

That chick I went home with last night wouldn't put out so but I was whiskey dicked so I Mushroom Stamped her face.

by neversummer October 30, 2009

mushroom stamp

the image left behind, when you slap a bitch on the forehead with you penis.

i left a mushroom stamp on her forehead she'll never forget.

by bandana darren February 18, 2020

mushroom stamp

When a man slaps a woman on some part of her body with his member.

'Slap'
Her "what are you doing?"
Him "Giving you a mushroom stamp, bitch!"

by mushroom stamper January 4, 2009

mushroom stamp

Getting hit with the shaft of a male leaving an impression on ones forehead.

Shane Graves enjoys mushroom stamping Joey Morrow.

by PArtsBoyLOversXoXoXoXo November 10, 2012

Mushroom Stamp

When a a dude and chick have anal sex and when the guy pulls out, poop is on his dick and he slaps the girl on the cheek with his dick removing all of the poop on his dick and leaving it on her face in the shape of a mushroom.

Jamie: "Dude, David's mushroom stamps hurt!! He hits you so hard with his cock!"

Vanessa: "I like to take a Mushroom Stamp on the tounge."

by Dyaln (triip) Herzberg January 9, 2009

mushroom stamp

The stamp usualy worn by hookers after a rough night.

Ohhhhh girl, I gotta wash this mushroom stamp off my cheek. But I made fity bucks.

by {E-Z}Ryda February 8, 2003

mushroom stamp

This is when a guy hits a girl in the forehead with the tip of his penis.

Specifically, the bottom part of a circumcised penis looks like a mushroom head, so the male would tap the bottom tip of his dick on her forehead with his mushroom and thus stamping her forehead.

Typically performed on females that you feel are sluts to make them feel like a complete slut.

i hooked up with this slut so I mushroom stamped her, just to be an ass.

by john_doe_123 February 3, 2010