Muscat

A common Maltese surname. Also used to describe a mentally retarded person.

I went to another city full of village muscats. Dont be such a muscat.

by Maltaeinstein June 11, 2019

Muscat

A male genitalia with musket like functionality.
Sperm must be deposited manually through the shaft of the organ.
Does not work under water.

Give me a break woman, I am working with a muscat.

by ReesesP June 1, 2017

Ruby Rachel Muscat

a hot person

Ruby Rachel Muscat is so hot

by hwhufbquwfbqw September 13, 2022

Ellesmere Muscat

Refers to a sexual act that requires 4 masculine men with chest hair and big bellies and hand lotion ( most likely Vaseline). The first man has to rub the lotion on his weiner, but, there's a catch, one of the other men has to do it. The other man has to rub lotion on his chest hair, and the other men have to rub their dicks on the guy that has lotion on his chest to lubricate the penis in a way that will make insertion easy and simple. The other men have to suck on the pubic hair of the other men and lick the guy's belly button intensely and violently, giving him a pleasurable feeling of intense euphoria and passion and romance. In the end of this session< they are required to give each other a rimjob that will make the act meaning and make it more nuanced.

Hey guys, I'm feeling horny, lets pull an ellesmere muscat!!!!!!

by ms.jessica reid February 4, 2026