Muscat

A male genitalia with musket like functionality.
Sperm must be deposited manually through the shaft of the organ.
Does not work under water.

Give me a break woman, I am working with a muscat.

by ReesesP June 1, 2017

Muscat

A common Maltese surname. Also used to describe a mentally retarded person.

I went to another city full of village muscats. Dont be such a muscat.

by Maltaeinstein June 11, 2019

Andrew Muscat

A.K.A The doiioh. Born from Russian communist origins, is one of the few still unclassified species, although experts are still deciding the gender since his sexual orientations have been very ambiguous.

I constantly attracted by misfortune and luck seems to hate him since if something unlucky has to happen, it must be Andrew.

Is a great model student at school and particularly excels in French, Maths and is loved by teachers, especially Geography.

Andrew Muscat: "Sir, I forgot my hw"
Teacher: "To the dungeons!"

Friends: "Guys lets go to the cinema"
Andrew Muscat : "Sorry, today I have to test some new missiles for my mother."

by The Anonymous Stalker November 2, 2013