murtis

a bad friend who is probably alt tabbed when you need him

The game was starting but jeffy didn't load in because he's a murtis

by no.this.is.patrick July 24, 2018

Multistansexuality

Multistansexuality means one is attracted to many groups mainly kpop.

Hey I like you do you maybe wanna go out tonight?

I'm sorry but I am a part of the Multistansexuality community!

by Voky00ngs December 19, 2020

multistan_mabel

A kpop fp on tiktok and they’re literally the best

multistan_mabel Is so king omg!!

by @niki.lodeon December 24, 2020

multistupidal

Someone who is incredibly stupid, that one "stupid" isn't enough to describe them.

Person 1 - "Person 3 is multistupidal"
Person 2 - "I agree, he can't even do addition!"

by Mattyropha November 21, 2021

murtisen

queer child

That murtisen is great at math

by this is my school mail October 13, 2022

twicetagram.multistan

twicetagram.multistan is a tiktok creator posts mostly daily on the account

THAT NEW twicetagram.multistan VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY

bro I just got sunghooned by twicetagram.multistan 😠

by twicetagram.multistan June 7, 2022

pokhanostasis (martistasis)

Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to lie down and cuddle with someone you love.

Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.

The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis

"I just had a great dinner. I’m officially in a state of pokhanostasis (martistasis), so I just need to cuddle on the couch."

by mar705 February 19, 2026