murderball

A game invented by the British Army in which is a lot like soccer. The differences are:

1. The goal is a post or a spot on the ground where the ball must be placed (not thrown), rather than an open goal

2. There are no rules. Anything goes except for the use of weapons and punching to the face or groin.

3. The winner is the team that accumulates the most points before the end of the game.

There are some variations such as 'last man standing murderball' and 'one point per hospitalisation'

'Fancy another game of murderball?'
'Not til they take my stitches out'

by Stef January 7, 2005

murderballs

A TikToker who is obsessed with the show total drama. She has over 9000 followers. She is a Noah stan and she is kinda famous.

Murderballs is the best tiktoker ever.

by kash..kash..barbie January 31, 2021

murderballs

the swaggiest, coolest, and funniest person in the total drama fandom on tiktok. she is primarily known for being a huge noah stan, but she is also known slandering characters, such as scott and many others. she is literally the best person to ever exist.

can murderballs stop slandering scott and get a life already??

by avab477 June 26, 2021

murderville

Compton, California is murderville

the game: compton, compton, murderville u heard these niggas is gangstas and they kill, rob and steal, mah niggas will kill at will...

by brikznigga October 31, 2004

Murderballs

The name for a guy's balls after he has sex with a girl on her period, leaving them covered in blood.

"She was riding the crimson, but we boned anyways. I looked down after and had a gnarly case of Murderballs.

by TheGMP February 15, 2010

murderball

(n.) A game seen in the movie SCUM (1979) which is very similar to basketball, except the winner is not the one with the most points, but the last team with people standing. The rules are


•NO punching in the face
•NO kicking in the goolies, and...
•NO biting


The teams divide up into 'black' and 'white'. Winning is only by default.

Let's play a game fo murderball.


Where's your tool?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

murderville

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

The most bad-ass prairie city around. (There's also stabbings)

I heard that Murderville, Manitoba was named Slurpee Capital of the World again

by amightyprairiewind October 26, 2010