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a (surprisingly) great disney movie that i cant get enough of. first of all she goes to meet this matchmaker lady, but she totally f@#$ that up, so she goes home and she thinks shes a major disappointment. then these army guys come with a message that the wounded father has to go fight the HUNS. so anyway she cuts her hair and leaves (to some pree intense music). shes followed by a little lizard who is played by eddie murphy and is hilaarious, and also this little bug cricket that does sh!t all the whole movie. when she gets to the army place she acts stupid (what she thinks men act like) and gets in a huuge fight with everyone there. then she sees this super hot commanding officer. lol. she epic fails at everything there for a while and everyones freaking out (there are so many parts where a 'calm sh!t down!!' would be greaaat). then the hot guy (shang li) starts singing. LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. TO DEFEAT...the HUNSS!!. III"LL MAKE A MAN OUTTA YOUUU. and then tells mulan (ping is what they think her name is) that shes: UNSUITED FOR, THE RAGE OF WAR, SO PACK UP GO HOME YOUR THROUGH, NO WAY I'LL MAKE A MAN OUTTA YOUUU! so anyway she climbs this tower thing aand saves shang lis life while killing 7/8ths of the HUN army but then they discover shes a girl and go to kill her but shang li (HOT) saves her life but o man hes pissed at her. anyway she goes to china and saves the emporer (dressed as a girl too) and the emporer tells shang li that shes preee awesome so he goes to her house for dinner. THE END
only thing that could make it better would be if the kissed
by should be doing my homework September 21, 2009
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Milana

This name is commonly used for pretty and strange girls. Milana's swear a lot and are really talented, athletic and are hard to get. She's usually shy around people but once you get to know her, you'll likely find her to be really funny and smart. Many guys are dying to be with her and wouldnt want to loose her so they better be loyal. Thats right Milana
“yooo that chick Milana... damn she mighty fine

“bruh i know right? i call bibs”
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Milana

A very sexy, fun and intellectual female. She is very strong, positive and happy. She lifts anyone's spirits and she is the girl of your dreams.
Wow, Milana is my dream girl.
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malana cream

its the best quality hash in the world.
and only grows in a particular region in the himalayas
the name is derived from the place where it grows.malana is near the township of manali in himachal pradesh in india.
hey babalog les go smoke some malana man,its complete blissssss.
by babalog September 4, 2005
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melana

The girl you wish you were.
"Geez,that girl was so cool,too bad she'll never amount up to anything Melana has ever acheived."
by VINCENTMALLOY June 26, 2008
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Milana

Milana is a loving, caring girl that seems happy but is broken on the inside. If her walls are broken, she can't rebuild them on her own so help her. If she gives you up know it took a lot. She is very beautiful but she does not think so. She is fun and quirky.
Milana is so adorable.
by mega_sweet69 March 4, 2018
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Melanated race

The Melanated race are the brown copper people in America labeled as black with skin tones ranging from Light brown, Medium brown, Dark brown, beige and high yellow.

I'm melanated not black, there's a difference, the word melanated refers to the various shades of brown and there are many shades of brown
For Example : Black stands for Civiliter Mortuus which means dead in the eyes of the law that's why (Melanated race) should be used to replace the terms (black race)
by Spokentruth October 22, 2019
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