MPS

Melancholy Piece of Shit.

Because of that damn MPS of a girlfriend I got on my ass.

by chinegra1000 June 2, 2010

MPS

Mps = micro penis syndrome

Angel has mps

by YoBoi212444 January 30, 2019

MPS: Male Provider Syndrome

MPS: Male-Provider Syndrome - When your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.

A mad has MPS: Male Provider Syndrome when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have GREAT WiFi.

by ChillJindy March 15, 2010

mps.vsp

MPs.vsp had an amazing account I really lover her and her videos

MPs.vsp had an amazing account I really lover her and her videos

by Jenna bek July 6, 2021

Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS)

Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) is when your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.

A man has Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have a GREAT WiFi connection.

by Mrs.Chill March 15, 2010

mazda 6 mps

The worlds shittest car. Often driven by homosexual wankers, that try to act leb and think there car is the quickest in the world.

What car do ypu have "mazda 6 mps" your a faggot.

by 1^#^/& June 21, 2017

Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.

Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)

by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015