Mouse Fuck

The act of letting a mouse crawl up your ass, stimulating it. Mostly gay men/ lonely gay men do this.

Gay Man: Oh man! Last night, I got this killer mouse fuck. It really stimulated my rectum and prostate!

by A Lamer January 25, 2008

moosefucker

One who is always fucking ugly, fat women.

Eww, look at that fat chick he's with... He must be a real moosefucker.

by NuNuSniffer April 13, 2007

mulefuck

To simultaneously orgasm, and punch your partner in the back of the head during doggie style sex.

Go on bro, MULEFUCK 'ER!

by mriley29 October 16, 2004

mouthfucker

2. one who fucks up words when talking, a fuck may be added to their sentence

Little Billy: Don't eat silicone shit outta yo face! I mean..don't eat that stuff...?

Littly Jimmy: Little Billy, you're quite the mouthfucker.

Little Billy: Shut yo face...

by yangster October 23, 2006

mouseface

Someone who sports a moustache that resembles a dead mouse lying across there top lip

Wow look at the MOUSEFACE on that...don't know whether to fetch it off with a piece of cheese or a razorblade

by snipersv August 11, 2016

mulefuck

to luxuriously penetrate a cork heeled mule shoe with your penis. The presence of a female feet is preferable but not compulsory as the very sole of the shoe can be rubbed.

-Have you see Emma Watson's feet? They're magnificent.
-The least you can do is to mulefuck her.

by poltergaist88 December 18, 2016

Housefucked

The resultant act of succumbing to an immediate family member that plans a huge event (>80 people) at your house; and transforms it into something almost unrecognizable because the furniture has been hidden in your own master bedroom and all other available rooms.

Your about to be housefucked

by CritDicks April 12, 2019