Moses Fart

When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.

Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...

by Filiosp April 14, 2020

nose moses

A term for a girl who allows you to part your ballsack on her nose like the Red Sea - each testicle resting on either cheek.

"Yeah bro, parted my ballsack on my nose moses yesterday. Needless to say she didn't enjoy it."

by jc42069 November 21, 2017

Drop a moses

When you take a dump so large, that the water in the toilet parts.

Holy shit, dude, I just had to drop a moses and the water splashed out.

by TonyS DanzaS August 26, 2006

I love you mostest

You add mostest at the end if I love you to signify you love your partner the mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest automatically loves the other partner more than he or she does forever and HAS to accept.

Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you more.

Dominic: I love you mostest. 💙
Stephanie: wow! You love me more than I do!? Guess I have to accept it.

by TheMostCorrectPersonToEverLive February 28, 2018

Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.

Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."

by SpecialDelivery1 June 17, 2012

flaming moses

It's when a person sets their own pubic hair on fire and then listens for the voice of God

While jimmy was home alone, he performed a flaming Moses in an attempt to get closer to God.

by SPANKY1113 March 23, 2017

Holy Moses

A phrase used as an exclamation of surprise

Steven: Holy cow that cow is big

Gab: Holy Moses your right!

by Parnelli May 30, 2018