Mortal Kombat

When you take a shit that is so devastating and foul that right before you flush you hear Shang Tsung say "Finish him!"

After eating those ghost pepper wings, I had Mortal Kombat in the shitter at work.

by deathfordough May 23, 2016

Mortal Kombat!

When you live in close accomadation with friends and you're having sex with a girl, before she is about to come, you shout "Mortal Kombat?" and your boys shout, "FINISH HER!!!"
through the walls.

Girl: Oh Baby, OH BABY!
Guy: Mortal Kombat!?
Room-Mates: FINISH HER!!

by speedmetal99 December 19, 2010

Mortal Kombat

Mortal, meaning can die, and Kombat, meaning -well- to fight.
Shao Kahn, Shang Stung, GOro, Kintaro, Quan Shi, to name a few well know 'bad guys' in an epic game that has given birth to a whole new genre of computer gaming! Without it i would curl up into a little ball and weep...

Example? You want an EXAMPLE??!! You can's HANDLE and example!!!!

by TheUltimateFreakMobile January 12, 2005

Mortal Kombat

The best fighting game, has Sub-Zero (my favorite), Scorpion, Liu Kang, Goro, Shao Kahn, and other fighters. Recommended!

Ha, liberists and feminist failed.

SFII: Yeah, I da best game eva.

UPS Guy: Package for arcade store?

PPL: NEW FRIGGN GAME!

Mortal Kombat 1: Sup mofos.

PPL: OMG FATALITYS!

SFII: Guys? come back!

(And so the SFII arcade was forgotten (or at least, not played), and MK1 is dominating the arcades.)

by dekabreak May 30, 2007

Mortal Kombat

When fucking a girl from behind, right before you cum you pull out, yell "FINISH HER!", stick it in her ass, and bust a load.

I was banging a chick and I gave her the mortal kombat.

by siliconefeelings January 10, 2011

Mortal Kombat

The art of first embarrassing, then finishing off the one you're fucking, after you first have already ejaculated.
Only works if done while using the two key phrases: "mortal kombat" and "finish them/him/her".

"As he was coming he yelled: MORTAL KOMBAT! At the top of his lungs, and through the wall I could hear his roommates yell back: Finish Her!"

by SLO Bump April 2, 2010

Mortal Kombatted

To have your heart ripped out, Kano from Mortal Kombat styles by someone you have a crush on/love

Jason and Erica had been seeing each other for a few months. Erica was quite smitten but jason decided he didn't want to continue the relationship. Jason Mortal Kombatted Erica ... ripped out her heart and stood there with her heart in his hand

by discob April 13, 2011