Morris

Answer to question that means neither true, nor false.

Anonymous Friend:
"Hey Jimmy, did you put true or false for the answer to question five on that test?"

Jimmy:
"Actually, I couldn't make up my mind, so I put MORRIS."

by ELJoe March 9, 2009

Morris

Dumbass, huge idiot, probably gay, loves dick in his asshole, thinks he is cool while being a complete jackass

Person 1: That kid is so weird
Person 2: what a Morris

by Samanthamaryless March 1, 2017

Morris

A term used for a penis

Did you get your morris wet today?

by Alex and Emma :D November 5, 2008

Morris

the meaning of the Morris the in Kunikan Land means molested...

i was morrised by the taht man lastday...

by ulivao May 17, 2008

Morris

the meaning of the Morris the in Kunikan Land means molested...

i was morrised by the taht man lastday...

by ulivao May 18, 2008

Morris

This person typically tries to one-up everyone they speak to.

I can eat a 12 oz steak!

Morris: well I can eat a 16 oz steak!

by Jimmy6969 June 27, 2017

Morris

When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.

"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."

by Widowmater. October 21, 2017