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Morgan Freeman

The Voice of Heaven that glides across the wind smoother than molasses, that causes women's panties to drop
Morgan Freeman is not just God of mankind but also God of Sound with a voice of smooth molasses
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Morgan Freeman

God; my nigga; a sex toy for your ears; Chuck Norris for people above 12 years old
What's the difference between God and Morgan Freeman?
-Absolutely nothing
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Morgan Freeman

The act of shitting on a sleeping person's face, and using this shit as glue to glue your pubes to their face, similar to Morgan Freemans beard.
Oh man, I Morgan Freeman'd Ricky Barry so hard last night. He smelled like shit all day.
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Morgan Freeman

One freckly ole black man.
Oh snap, gramps look like Morgan Freeman!
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Morgan Freeman

The man that, no matter what movie you see, will always be there. He is everywhere. Either narrating, acting, or just... Well, there. Has the most amazing voice along with James Earl Jones.

In simpler terms;
He's God. Literally.
Morgan Freeman is watching you read this. Don't deny it.
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Morgan Freeman

The bloke who's voice makes you think you're in a sauna
Random guy: " How'd you get here?"
Other Dude: "Morgan Freeman."
Random guy: "Same."
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Morgan Freeman

The friend who normally does the right thing... He/she isn't nessesarily a pussy bitch but he/she has morals and knows when to draw the line. The Morgan Freeman of the group will puff a j with you, but won't let you go driving around high off your tits
"Last night I honestly could've killed myself driving drunk if it wasn't for Johnny telling me it was a stupid fucking idea. We were so drunk and he still knew what to do! He really is a Morgan Freeman...
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