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Manitoba Moose Job

While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.
Dude I totally gave Margret a Manitoba Moose Job last night.
by MBCI June 14, 2015
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manitoba moose

Possibly the best name for any organized hockey team ever.
They are a team that is baised out of Winnipeg Manitoba. They play in the MTS center. And they Also have the best logo ever
"Hey, the what is the best hockey team ever?"
"The Manitoba Moose you idiot"
by MEH 38 February 27, 2008
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Manitoba Moose Pie

The act of pouring Manitoba's select maple syrup over a woman's anus and penetrating, only to have a second male come in and slurp up the remnants.
Anna: Please give me a Manitoba Moose Pie!
Dave: Are you sure?

Mike: <slurp slurp slurp>
by TyPel911 January 26, 2022
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Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.
Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."
by Albfred July 20, 2017
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mooseman

Cult radio celebrity often known to call in to radio shows on late night radio to belittle the radio hosts and generally cause mischief. Likened calls often refered to as a "moosey"
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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Morse-code manuscript

A.k.a. "intermittent ink", this term describes the muddled mess of random "dots 'n' dashes" that you typically end up with when feverishly trying to scribble notes with a ballpoint pen on anything but totally "clean 'n' pristine" writing-paper, or when attempting to hastily jot down a few words while holding your paper up against a vertical wall, where gravity ceases to aid ink-flow to the pen-tip.
The infuriating "Morse-code manuscript" debacle tends to manifest itself all the more whenever you're either in a stew or pressed for time, since your hands will tend to perspire a lot more during "nerved up" periods like this, and so the ink will not readily adhere to all of the damp/salty/greasy spots where you've been holding the paper steady while writing. Also, if the paper itself is not the best (like if its surface is excessively flaky/textured, or is coated with a foreign substance, like a cash-register receipt), you may have problems here, as well; this is an especially exasperating dilemma because this type of "inferior" foolscap-scrap may sometimes be the only writing-material that's handy at the time when you unexpectedly have to scrawl down a phone number or other important info/reminder, and so you may encounter this debacle more frequently/unavoidably than you might expect.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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MooseMan

Deadly 7 foot angry Canadian person wielding an axe in a Canadian forest at midnight...
John, if your going out tonight, watch out for the MooseMan
by boiboiboiboi21 December 19, 2018
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