Moose knuckle

A fat girls camel toe

Girl#1These pants are a little tight on me. I love the high waist but hate the camel toe. What do you think?

Girl #2 Do you want me to be honest or co-sign?
Girl #1 Honesty of course. That's why I brought you. I knew wouldn't lie to me.

Girl# OooKaay then...... Girl you might love the pants and camel toe might be in fast ass style for now Buuuuttt....sweety you don't have a cute camel toe. You have a straight up moose knuckle. Can you hurry and change now? No one should have to see your moose knuckle
Sorry???

Dude# 1 Damn check out that moose knuckle would you hit it?

Dude#2 Yup give me a snorkel and a tube sock . I'm diving in!

by Im 5280 Tiny August 30, 2021

moose-knuckle

Simply put it is the male equivalent of a woman's camel toe. Usually caused by the seam of tight but thin leg wear such as spandex, the testicles and penis form two bulges on opposite sides of the seem that vaguely resembles the hoof, or "knuckle" of a moose. hence "Moose-knuckle"

Jon didn't wear underwear under his skintight Peterpan costume, and everyone could see that he had a moose-knuckle.

by ChicagoBrian June 15, 2011

moose knuckle

When a man has a camel toe because he's wearing something really tight.

Mark proudly showed off his huge moose knuckle in his red bike shorts.

by charlesramsey September 6, 2013

moose knuckle

when an obese lady has camel-toe

that camel to is so big its like a moose knuckle

by bob joe's October 16, 2012

Moose knuckles

The guy version of cameltoe.

Hey... look at that guys, Moose Knuckles... Gross!

by Nastynae June 9, 2009

Moose-Knuckle

Camel-toe's fatter, uglier, sister.

Guy 1: See that chick's camel-toe?

Guy 2: Camel-toe? Dude she was so fat she had a Moose-Knuckle!

by mattman_v1 September 8, 2010

moose knuckle

a camel toe on a woman of native North American ancestory.

I was walking down 20th street and saw an Indian chick in tight jeans with a wicked moose knuckle!

by saskotis July 21, 2008