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Manstration

When men are being unrealistically emotional due to their bloodless menstruation.
Roman must be on his manstration, he’s been a bitch all morning.
by Izabeegaaaa January 26, 2023
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Monitration

mon·i·tra·tion \ˌmä-nə-ˈtrā-shən\ noun
Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.
Example:
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."

First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.
by Krustee78 August 15, 2025
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Superior menstration

Women with extremely heavy and painful periods have the "Superior menstration" These women are "superior" over the inferor women with lighter menstrations.

Those who have the "superior menstrations" are often strong, beautiful, charismatic and passionate people.
Her periods have heavy flow and are extremely painful, she must have superior menstrations, therefore she must be a strong and independant individual.
by Sparrow of the swedish forest January 28, 2024
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