Monte

If his last name starts with an H he's so freaking sexy and he gets all the girls and his penis if so fucking humongous

Damn montes so freaking hot
Monte sticked it deep in my pussy

by Imtheone101 April 12, 2018

Monte

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run throughhis veins and truth and comfort are the gifts it shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a Monte.

"Monte helped me lose my depression!"

by A.n.o.n.y.m.o.u.s.l.y. D.o.g. November 06, 2018

Monte

The idea of a savage, wealthy, quite well-known, child, consisting of a high social position.

"Amazing, that Monte has attracted a LARGE paparazzi!"

by savageravage123 November 06, 2017

Monte

Continuously running into electric towers on COD: Black Ops. Specifically in Dead Ops Arcade

Damn, I pulled a monte

by machewg January 12, 2011

Montes

Short Skirt, Stiletto boots, and no panties (aka Hooker).

Dude, I scored a montes last night.

by Towls October 15, 2006

Mont

a goofy person ; sayin something silly

you really think i would give you my last two dollars, you mont

by ze2raw February 12, 2020

Mont

Affectionate name for the state of Vermont.

I'm going home to Mont tonight.

by GreenMonter March 15, 2005