monobrows

large hair above eyes. its when both eyebrows join toghether to form one giant hairy monster. i highly recommend waxing to anyone that suffers from this cruel hair growth.(also known as a mostache in the wrong place)

My mother waxed her monobrow causing great pain and discomfort every time she blinked.

by belly bottom man April 26, 2003

Monobrow

A monobrow is where a persons eyebrows join up together to make 1 eyebrow. Depending on the shape they are often called "McDonald" or slag "Mackey"

A: Yo look macky is over there
B: Why do you call him macky?
A: Because he got mcdonalds eyebrows, aka Monobrow

by MondayToSundayThatsBBK June 27, 2016

Monobrow

The monobrow originates in India and got brought over to England by Jack Coles. He thinks he looks good but that monobrow is revolting, he ends up looking like a btec Bigfoot. Like the Wiseman Marcus Miola once said "he needs to get a razor and cut straight down the middle. If we ever worked out how to open our third eye Jack's would be covered in a musk of hair, Tramp.

This nigga be looking like Bert from Bert and Ernie

"What a bum, can't that monobrow Jack just use a razor like fuck me. "

by mummified penis of tutankhamun November 13, 2019

monobrow

The best thing in the world if you have this you are cool

Suuuiii, I have a monobrow

by Aguerrooooooooo June 1, 2022

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The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023