monogamy

What happens when your woman "just can't take it anymore", but you want to keep having sex.

Jen: Do you believe in monogamy?
Brad: Why?...
Jen: I don't want sex if you don't want to be monogamous.
Brad: Sure- monogamy's my one true love, honey... Besides you of course.

Jen: *awwwwwww*

by mspessimist June 2, 2011

Serial Monogamy

The practice of being absolutely faithful to the one you are with... at the moment

Jojo: Except when she is with John, Joe, Steve or Wyatt, Nicole is pretty faithful to Tim.

Doris: Dude, that's Serial Monogamy!

by WngsThtWrk April 8, 2010

monogamy

Monogamy, like bigamy is also defined as having one wife too many.

He practiced monogamy. He has one wife.

by Gandalf2349 December 20, 2005

monigamy

Refers to a black man being devoted to only one baby mama.

After 8 years of cheating on his wife with bitches and hookers, Jerome has lived the last 2 years in complete monigamy.

by macrugger8 September 19, 2012

Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.

When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.

by iviesmith October 24, 2011

monogamy

monogamy means to only have one sexual partner.Humans are usually married for that state, especially men
need to marry women since the women have so many other options(mostly thirsty beta males)which they keep as backup, stupid Stacy. If you can get women easily you don't have to worry about that since women are jealous as shit not wanting other women to have you and if she spreads her legs you have options, so be Alpha please.

Ey this bitch Stacy ended a year old relationship, slept with an alpha guy after 20 minutes of meeting him and I had to wait 3 weeks buying her stuff.All this because she couldn't consider monogamy as an option.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

Monogamy Slut

n. a girl that doesn't feel like a whore if she only sleeps with her "boyfriend", no matter how many of those she has.

She was only with dozens of guys this year but it's ok, they were all her boyfriends at the time, so the monogamy slut didn't feel like a whore.

by The Bosworth January 24, 2011